I love how big lips are being called “Kylie Jenner” lips, because you know, black women never had full lips! No, Kylie Jenner created them.
I love how beards are considered a “new trend,” because Sikhs and Muslims having been growing them out do centuries! I also love how all the models featured on “beard blogs” are all white, because men of colour don’t have beards!
Man buns are completely a new concept because sardars and samurais never existed!
That thing on your forehead is COMPLETELY just a random “body gem” you stuck on, because it has absolutely NO resemblance to a bindi whatsoever.
That hair you haven’t washed in five weeks with twigs and dirt stuck into it is TOTALLY locked. It’s not like dreads have a sacred/cultural significance to black people and Hindu sages!
You do you hunty. You do you. #SLAY #QUEEN #ETHEREAL #NAMASTE #INSHALLAHTOUNITEBLESSWALLAHI